Dana Punchlines 6-10

Here's the second installment:

Dana Punchlines 6 - October 19, 2010

While on our way to SM Taytay, we saw a newly-built Jollibee branch that hasn't been opened yet.
Dana: Mommy, Jollibee o! Punta tayo!
Me: Naku, anak, sarado pa eh.
Dana: Sarado? Sino nag-lock?

Dana Punchlines 7 - December 26, 2010

While inside the car, nakita kong pipikit-pikit si Dana. So, I asked...
Me: Dana, anak, inaantok ka na ba? Pikit ka nang pikit eh.
Dana: Hindi, mommy. Pumipikit ako para hindi matuyo ang mata ko!
(Shucks! Scientific ang explanation. Panay yata ang panonood ng Matanglawin!)

Dana Punchlines 8

I called the house this afternoon and Dana took the call...
Dana: Hello? Sino 'to?
Me: Dana, si mommy.
Dana: Si mommy? Nasa office!
Me: Ngek! Dana, si mommy na nga ito.
Dana: Mommy, 'di ba nasa office ka?
(Haaaayyy! Parang lasing lang kausap!)

Dana Punchlines 9 - March 9, 2011

Dana: Mommy, gusto ko nito. (referring to the Dutch Mill yogurt drink inside the ref)
Me: O, sige, kunin mo na yan.
Yaya: Ay, ate, nakainom na siya niyan kanina.
Me: Hayaan mo para tumaba.
Dana: Oo nga. Gusto kong tumaba, parang si mommy!
Only a daughter can idolize and insult her mother in one breath.

Dana Punchlines 10 - April 4, 2011

Sharing her rubber ducky with Darla...
Dana: Mommy, binigay ko na kay Chingching yung laluan ko!
Me: Ano'ng LALUAN?
Dana: Binigay ko na kay Chingching yung raruan ko.
Me: Ano'ng RARUAN? Ayusin mo!
Dana: Mommy, binigay ko na kay Chingching yung duck!
(Ayun naman pala!!!)